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8 months ago

j: “i can’t watch another dora….can you think of something we both might like to watch?”
g: “BASEBALL!!!!”

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8 months ago

G had treats for Beth in her hand and everyone was really excited about that. “Watch Mama! Beth REALLY knows her tricks! BETH…? [Beth wagged and G gave her a treat] SEE!!! I didn’t even have to TELL her to wag her tail! Now watch THIS! I’m going to throw the treat across the room and tell her to fetch [throws treat]. SEE MAMA! SHE FETCHED IT WITHOUT ME EVEN TELLING HER!!!! WHAT A SMART DOG!”

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8 months ago

"Greta, can you please keep up with me?"
“Mama, when you’re going as fast as you are, all the beautiful things pass right by you.”

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8 months ago

me totally losing it: ‘GRETA I DON’T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU ANYMORE!”
g totally cool: “Well Mama, I don’t either. But…. we just don’t agree.”

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8 months ago

G, explaining the kind of restaurant she wants to go to: “Not an ugly one. You know, not one with dragon paintings, and civil war stuff. Not moldy.”

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8 months ago

Me: “but it’s my job to correct your grammar Greta.” G: “well can you quit ONE MORE JOB?!?!l”

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8 months ago

G: “Mama, I found this bra in your drawer. It looks too small for you so I thought… maybe… tonight we could sneak out and…. PUT IT ON A STATUE!!!”

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8 months ago

g: “I want to go to Oberlin. BU is too dirty. I can’t even visit Daddy there without feeling like I need to take a box of wipes along.”

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8 months ago

me: “Greta, your birthday is tomorrow!!”
G: “I feel so OLD…”
me: “Well trust me, you aren’t. But you sure have accomplished a lot already, don’t you think?”
G: “Well…. no…. I mean……[shaking head] I haven’t changed the world….. But I HAVE changed this whole block by planting zinnias everywhere!!!”

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8 months ago

G: “mama what’s erectile dysfunction?” Too many Viagra commercials between innings.

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